Wanted

Woodchuck (AKA Bucky the Chucky)

Height: 12 inches, weight about 8 pounds. Toothed and considered dangerous.

Wanted for a series of garden capers, including the organized trafficking of fresh garden vegetables. Contact animal control if you have any information as to his whereabouts. Do not approach.

Last seen in Portland, Maine.

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